Standard (EADGBE)

Nannie's going crazy and she lost everything she had

Jody's hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that

Her kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop

And they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off

(chorus)

And that's the family I've had to live with everyday

 Me I'm prefect in every single way

If God would only make more of me

 The world would just be dandy

 But in stead God made my family

Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac

And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack

David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on

And Texas seems to be his second home

(repeat chorus)