Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(he plays open strings at the end of every second bar, listen to the song

you'll get it)

 Verse/Chorus: ///

Four people all dressed in black

Down on their way to a funeral

In a four-way smash

And my coke is on the dashboard

My boys are in the back

But you don't love me yet

So I try another tack

And the wheels on this car

Sing the funeral blues...

And I'm trying to hail a taxi

While you're racing down the hill

Sixty RPM to tell me

That you love me still

But it's unscripted theatre

And no-one pays the bill

And I can't get my fill

And yes I love you still

Of course I do

Just trying to make some sense

Out of these funeral blues...

I was so indifferent

About what tomorrow would bring

I danced a Russian ballet

Through the paparazzi sting

And I keep telling you

To do your own thing

But then you just can't live without me

And the nature of beauty

For me is in the part

That keeps its independent spirit

So I sing it from my heart

Tonight I feel wonderful

With the funeral blues...

Instrumental part

I'm sick and I'm tired

I'm trying to force a smile

I'm staring at your face

From across the cinema aisle

And your boyfriend is pretty

But he's got no sense of style

So it's you and me

Get off to the mountain

Or you and me

Make love in Florence

And let the optimists and cynics fight it out

Find out about the funeral blues...

He'll turn up with a switchblade

And an angelic face

Unscrupulous and ruthless

With his fingers on your waist

He never said he loved you

But he's offering a taste

A taste, my darling

Of your funeral blues...

A taste, my darling

Of your funeral blues...

Oooh

Your funeral blues...

That's that!