I Am My Own Grandpa Chords

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 Now mDany, many years ago when I wAas twenty-three

 I was married to a widder who was preDtty as can be

 This widder had a grown up daughter whoG had hair of red

 My Efather fell in love with her Aand soon they too were wed.

 This Dmade my dad my son-in-law anAd changed my very life

 My daughter was my mother for she wasD my father's wife

 To complicate the matter even though itG brought me joy

 I sEoon became the father of a boAuncing baby boy.

 My liDttle baby then became a brotAher-in-law to dad

 And so became my uncle though it madeD me very sad

 For if he was my uncle then that also mGade him brother

 Of Ethe widder's grown up daughteAr who of course was my step-mother.

 FatheDr's wife then had a son who Akept him on the run

 And he became my grandchild for he waDs my daughter's son

 My wife is now my mother's mother and iGt makes me blue

 BecEause although she is my wife,A she's my grandmother too.

 Now iDf my wife is my grandmother,A then I'm her grandchild

 And every time I think of it, it nearDly drives me wild

 For now I have become the strangest casGe you ever saw

 As Ehusband of my grandmother, I Aam my own grandpa.

DI'm my oAwn grand-Dpa. GI'm my oG7wn grand-Apa.

 It sounds Dfunny I know, but it Greally is so

 Oh, DI'm my Aown grand-Dpa.

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