Standard (EADGBE)

Ya'll I went out last Friday night just like I always do

Once again I grabbed a friend and we plopped down on a stool

And we hit that bottle solid 'til them bright lights all went black,

Sometimes that bottle hits you back.

Now I woke up with some woman, you could say I paid the price

Man to say coyote ugly, well that's just a way to put it nice

She had more hair on her legs than half the soldiers in Iraq

Sometimes the bottle hits you back.

You all lately here this drinkin beer and whiskey's out of hand

 I'm tired of wakin' up and wonderin' where and who I am

Feelin' like somebody cracked my temple with an axe

Sometimes the bottle hits you back.

I was so doggone hungover I couldn't make in to work

So i asked myself now really what would one more sick day hurt

I ended up just tossin' one more pink slip on stack

Sometimes that bottle hits you back.

Ya'll lately here it's gettin clear I need to slow it down

My boozin' reputation's makin' news all over town

They're wonderin' right out loud how my poor liver's still intact

Sometimes that bottle hits you back

That old Jim Beam'll take a swing and knock your whole life out of whack

Sometimes that bottle hits you back.

Awwww slap!