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 I met her in a club down in old Soho where they

drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry

 cola -O-L- cola

 she walked up to me and she asked me to dance

 I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said

Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

 Well, we drank champagne and danced all night

Under electric candle light

 She picked me up and sat me on her knee

 and said "dear boy won't you come home with me?"

 Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,

 but when I looked in her eyes, well I almost fell for my

Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

 I pushed her away

 I walked to the door

 I fell to the floor

 I got down on my knees

 Then I looked at her and she at me

 Well, that's the way that I want it to stay...

(That's enough; you get the idea. Yeah, I know I skipped a verse...)