Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
if I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for any individdle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts that I'd be thinkin', I could be another Lincoln
if I only had a brain.
Bridge
Oh, I--could tell you why - - the ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I'd never thunk before,
And then I'd sit and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin', my head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
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(Bridge)
(Last verse)
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be even worthy erv you
If I only had a brain.