Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Short People got no reason. Short people got no reason

 short people got no reason to li - ive. They got

 little hands and little eyes

 They walk around tell-in' great big lies. They got

 little noses and tiny little teeth, they wear

 platform shoes on their nasty little feet. Well, I

]Chorus]

 Don't want no short people (x2)

 Don't want no short people 'round here.

(Repeat Intro once) and go to

Bridge

 Short people are just the same as you and I (A fool such as I)

 All men are brothers until the day they die

 It's a wonderful world.

 Short People got nobody. Short people got nobody

 short people got nobidy to lo - ove. They got

 little baby legs and they stand so low

 You got to pick them up just to say hello. They got

 little cars that go beep beep beep. They got

 little voices going peep peep peep. They got

 grubby little fingers and dirty little minds

 They're gonna get you every time, well I

 Don't want no short people (x2)

 Don't want no short people 'round here.

(Repeat Intro and fade)_