Standard (EADGBE)

 Will you have whisky with your water or sugar with your tea?

What are these crazy questions that you're asking me?

This is the wildest party that there ever could be

 Oh, don't turn on the lights cause I don't want to see

Chorus

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

Mama said "that ain't no way to have fun"

Open up the window, lwt some air into this room

I think I'm almost choking on the smell of stale perfume

And the cigarette you're smoking 'bout to scare me half to death

 Oh, open up the window, let me catch my breath

The radio is blastin, someone's knockin on the door

The hostess is not lastin, she's passed out on the floor

I've seen so many things that I ain't never seen before

 I don't know what it is but I don't wanna see no more

Peace, love, and soul,

Paul Z