Standard (EADGBE)
Somebody somebody put something in my drink somebody
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] x2
Another night out on the street
Stopping for my usual seat
Oh, bartender, please
Dacqari tonic's my favorite drink
I don't like anything colored pink
That just stinks...it's not for me ***
It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something somebody put something
Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel out of place, very distraught
Feel something coming on
Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think Hey! What's in this drink? ***
It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
In my drink
In my drink
In my drink
In my drink
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]
So you think it's funny a college prank
Goin' insane for something to drink
Feel a little dry
Oh, I couldn't care what you think of me
Cause somebody put something in my drink
I can't think Hey! Give me a drink
It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
[ till the end ]
[ ***: play a quick slide F/G in the middle ]
ANIMAL BOY
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] x4
Gonna kill and destroy
I'm not an animal boy
Why don't they understand
I'm not an ape man
[
] x2
Don't have brain damage
I'm not an a wild savage
Don't push me around
Don't bring my head down
Animal boy
Animal boy
Animal boy
Animal boy
I'm not an imbecile
Don't treat me like an animal
I'm not a creature in the zoo
Don't tell me what to do
Animal boy...
You don't know what it's like
You don't know how i feel
I don't have a monkey's brain
I'm not an animal
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] x2
You can't lock me in a cage
This ain't the Stone Age
Better get out of my way
Someone's gonna have to pay
Animal boy
[ till the end ]
LOVE KILLS
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] x2
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] x2
Sid was a punk rock king Nancy was a broken queen
Their lives were so glamorous Sid and Nancy were a mess
When you're hooked on heroin don't you know you'll never win
Drugs don't ever pay you really did it your way
Love kills
Love kills
Love kills
We still believe in anarchy it makes me so damn angry
Sid and Nancy meant a lot to me you may be dead but your souls are free
Like Romeo and Juliet you two made a pact of death
Like the needle that ya used Sid and Nancy were born to lose
Love kills...
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] x2
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] x2
Sid never meant any harm he shot some dope into his arm
All he wanted was some fun now she's lying in a pool of blood
Always loaded, always high why did you have to die?
I'll say one thing is it leaves me with a bitter taste
Love kills...
Love kills...
Love kills...
APEMAN HOP
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] x2
He's go so many problems you can count them one by one
He's a filthy, stupid apeman he never has any fun
He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill
Plays an old loud drum he's primitive, barely human
Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop
Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop
Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light
Hoppin' like an elephant thunderin' like me tonight
He's the world's worst recycler the iceman comes a lot
He's the devil's apprentice he's a prehistoric man
Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop...
At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl
Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh
Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop...
Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop...
SHE BELONGS TO ME
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] x2
What makes you think she'll go with you
What makes you think you're better than me
You think you can read her mind
Maybe you're just looking for a good time
Maybe you can give her more
Tell me what you're doing this for
Stay away from her, 'cause it's making me angry
Don't tell me how to love my baby
Don't tell me how to love my baby
Don't tell me how to love my baby
Don't tell me how to love my baby
She belongs to me
You come around looking for kicks
But I know all about your dirty tricks now
You think you took away my dream
Ain't gonna be easy 'cause I get real mean
Get out of here, get out of my life
You're gonna be sorry if we have to fight
Stay away from her, 'cause it's making me angry
Don't tell me how to love...
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] x4
Don't tell me how to love...
[ till the end ]
CRUMMY STUFF
I had enough, I had it tough
I had enough of that crummy stuff
I had enough of that crummy stuff
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy stuff
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...
I had enough, I had it rough
I had enough of that crummy stuff
I had enough of that crummy stuff
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...
[
] x2
Crummy music, crummy TV
Crummy people, crummy movies
Like a cat caught up a tree
This could only happen to me
I had enough, I had it rough...
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...
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] x4
I had enough, I had it rough ...
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...
Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...
BONZO GOES TO BITBURG
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]
You've got to pick up the pieces c'mon, sort your trash
You better pull yourself back together maybe you've got too much cash
Better call, call the law when you gonna turn yourself in? Yeah
You're a politician don't become one of Hitler's children
Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea
As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
No no-no-no, and I need something to slow me down
Shouldn't wish you happiness, wish her the very best
Fifty thousand dollar dress shaking hands with your highness
See through you like cellophane you watch the world complain, but you do it
anyway who am I, am I to say
Bonzo goes to Bitburg and goes out for a cup of tea...
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down...
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] x4
If there's one thing that makes me sick
It's when someone tries to hide behind politics
I wish that time could go by fast
Somehow they manage to make it last
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
No no-no-no, and I need something to slow me down
[ till the end ]
MENTAL HELL
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] x3
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]
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] x3
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Evil in my head, in my head, inside this private hell
I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well
Frustration, disgust, aggravation, disgust, mental hell
I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well
Day, day after day, it never changes, always the same way
Day after day, day after day, day after
Demons in my head, in my head, inside this private hell oh yeah, oh yeah
I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well
Frustration, disgust, aggravation, disgust, mental hell oh yeah, oh yeah
I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well
Day, day after day...
Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do
Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do
Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do
Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do
Mental hell mental hell
Mental hell
EAT THAT RAT
One-two-three-four
[
] x2
You don't want to share with anyone else
You got all the money, you got all the wealth
You got all the buildings and the factories
You got all the power and the ceremonies
[
] x2
You wanna play a game of cat and mouse
With the President in the White House
This is a hungry world, there are months to feed
There are millionaires with more than they need
[
] x2
Eat that rat
Eat that rat
Eat that rat
Eat that rat
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] x2
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]
One-two-three-four
Don't believe what you've been told
You can't change a turd into gold
Somehow we get all these creeps in control
It makes me throw up in the toilet bowl
[
] x2
You thieving whore, you hustle for bucks
You take the money and you shoot it up
That's the breaks, it's the chance you take
Get it together for your children's sake
[
] x2
Eat that rat...
[
] x2
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] x4
FREAK OF NATURE
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] x2
Freak
Freak
Freak
Freak
I need psychiatric therapy
I could use a lobotomy
Guess I'll never learn
Suppose I'll always be a worm
Freak of nature
Freak of nature
Freak of nature
Freak of nature
Got a ten inch erection
A pimply complexion
Man I got problems, I'll bet you heard
I'm completely misunderstood
[
] x4
I'm a monstrosity
I'm a human oddity
Everybody's staring at me
I'm an outcast from society
Freak of nature...
HAIR OF THE DOG
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]
When I woke up this morning from the night before
My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore
Nothing I tried would satisfy
Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry
What's so wrong, hair of the dog
There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog
What's so wrong, hair of the dog...
[
]
Finally pulled myself out of my bed
Feeling kinda dodgy, I was feeling half dead
Done it before, probably do it again
Don't know if I ever will learn
What's so wrong, hair of the dog
There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog
What's so wrong, hair of the dog...
Hair of the dog
Hair of the dog
[
]
Finally pulled myself out of my bed
Feeling kinda dodgy, I was feeling half dead
Done it before, probably do it again
Don't know if I ever will learn
What's so wrong, hair of the dog
There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog
What's so wrong, hair of the dog...
What's so wrong, hair of the dog...
What's so wrong, hair of the dog...
SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN
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] x2
I wish I was someone else
I'm confused, I'm afraid, I hate the loneliness
And there's nowhere to run to
Nothing makes any sense, but I still try my hardest
Take my hand Please help me man
'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in
And I don't know where to start
And I don't know where to begin, to begin
If I was stupid or naive
Trying to achieve what they all call contentness
If people weren't such dicks and I never made mistakes
Then I could find forgiveness
Take my hand Please help me man
'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in
And I don't know where to start
And I don't know where to begin, oh no
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] x4
I can't be someone else I don't feel that it's hopeless
I don't feel that I'm useless
I can't throw it all away I need some courage to find my weakness
And with your love, I know with all my heart I can win
'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in
And I just need something to believe in
I'm looking for something to believe in
And I just need something to believe in