Standard (EADGBE)

My edited version is this:

The extra chords (Cadd9 and Dsus4) are optionnal and consist of ''fiddling'' around with

the pinky on these notes:

Intro/Riff x4

 The mongrel cat came home

Holding half a head

 Proceeded to show it off

 To all his new found friends

 He said I been where I liked

 I slept with who I liked

 She ate me up for breakfast

 She screwed me in a vice

And now

I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Riff x2

I sat in the cupboard

 And wrote it down in neat

 They were cheering and waving

Cheering and waving

Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis

 But it got ed-it-ed fucked up

Strangled beaten up

Used in a photo in time magazine

 Buried in a burning black hole in devon

I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Don't know why I feel so skinned alive

 My thoughts are misguided and a little naive

I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis

You should put me in a home or you should put me down

 I got myxomatosis

 I got myxomatosis

Yeah no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars

 That wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason

Original Audio Ending:

 It must have got mixed up

Strangled beaten up

 I got myxomatosis

 I got myxomatosis

I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Outro/Riff x?

The original (non-acoustic) is a fade. I preffer to end it with a ''G'' but it's totally

up to you.

Booklet Ending:

He shook hands with the cripples and he gave them all milk

He did a few card tricks for his mafia geeks

But now I don't know why I feel so tongue tied