Standard (EADGBE)
My edited version is this:
The extra chords (Cadd9 and Dsus4) are optionnal and consist of ''fiddling'' around with
the pinky on these notes:
Intro/Riff x4
The mongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
Proceeded to show it off
To all his new found friends
He said I been where I liked
I slept with who I liked
She ate me up for breakfast
She screwed me in a vice
And now
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Riff x2
I sat in the cupboard
And wrote it down in neat
They were cheering and waving
Cheering and waving
Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
But it got ed-it-ed fucked up
Strangled beaten up
Used in a photo in time magazine
Buried in a burning black hole in devon
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Don't know why I feel so skinned alive
My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
You should put me in a home or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis
Yeah no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars
That wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason
Original Audio Ending:
It must have got mixed up
Strangled beaten up
I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Outro/Riff x?
The original (non-acoustic) is a fade. I preffer to end it with a ''G'' but it's totally
up to you.
Booklet Ending:
He shook hands with the cripples and he gave them all milk
He did a few card tricks for his mafia geeks
But now I don't know why I feel so tongue tied