Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Her green plastic watering can

  For her fake chinese rubber plant

  In the fake plastic earth

  That she bought from a rubber man

  In a town full of rubber plans

  To get rid of itself

Chorus 1

It wears her out It wears her out

  It wears her out It wears her out

Verse 2

She lives with a broken man

  A cracked polystyrene man

  Who just crumbles and burns

  He used to do surgery

  For girls in the eight - ies

  But gravity always wins

Chorus 2

And it wears him out It wears him out

  And it wears him out It we-ear - err - ers

Verse 3

She looks like the real thing

  She tastes like the real thing

  My fake plastic love

  But I can't help the feeling

  I could blow through the ceil - ing

  If I just turn and run

Chorus 3

And it wears me out It wears me out

  It wears me out It wear - err - ers me out

Outro

And if I could be who you wanted

  If I could be who you wanted

  All the time All the time

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