Shes A Cretin Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AAlways thinking she's so fucking Ecool

 With Apolitics that would make Bozo Edrool

 I Dreally want to smash her fucking Eface

 And Dknock her fat ass into outer Espace

 I'm Dsorry if this don't sound to EPC

DI don't worship her so she hates Eme

 She's a Acretin can't you Esee

 She's a Acretin a Esickie

 She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

 She's Aa cretin can't yoEu see

 She's a Acretin a Esickie

 She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

A E D E Ugh!

Then play the riff again once.

AAlways thinking she's so fucking Ecool

 With Apolitics that would make Bozo Edrool

 I Dreally want to smash her fucking Eface

 And Dknock her fat ass into outer Espace

 I'm Dsorry if this don't sound to EPC

DI don't worship her so she hates Eme

 She's a Acretin can't you Esee

 She's a Acretin a Esickie

 She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

 She's Aa cretin can't yoEu see

 She's a Acretin a Esickie

 She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin,

oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.

-Josh Lanza