Standard (EADGBE)
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Eating mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
Or smoking pot out of a bong
Wearin' flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
I don't wanna be a granola-head
I don't wanna be a granola-head
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hanging out and getting drunk
With a bunch of useless punks
Chorus
Oh can't you see
It's not for me
Eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
Chorus
2x)