Standard (EADGBE)

He rants and raves, he screams and shouts

 He always flips his lid

 But deep down inside he loves you kids

I know that you think he's just a goon

 But he makes little Vapid clean his room

He don't like Nirvana

 I know he don't like Prong

 And I'll bet you 5 bucks that he don't like this song

Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel - You just hate him 'cuz he don't have to work

Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel...

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?

Ben Weasel, he's so cool.....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!

Play the riff 4 times again.

He drinks his mud, he smokes his butts

 He's glued to his T.V.

 But when I drink a brew he frowns on me

 He paces in his living room and festers every night

 But we know that his bark's worse than his bite

He don't like Nirvana

 I know he don't like Prong

 And I'll bet you 5 bucks that he don't like this song

Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel - You just hate him 'cuz he don't have to work

Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel...

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?

Ben Weasel, he's so cool

I hope this was all right. If not corrections are welcome. If these tabs

are actually usefull to you let me know, I'm more than willing to tab out

more songs.

-Josh Lanza