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Intro

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  Sweet baby Jesus on fire

  I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull

  My ass outta this

  Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique

Cuz I was over it

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Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula

I better hang onto this

  Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the damn Devil, not a

  Bitch, but the po-po don't give a shit

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Ho- ho- hum-...)

  Lordy, won't you show a little mercy

 I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge had my warden done

Parole me

  Red poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her ass to Mozambique

Cuz I was over it

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  Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and

Parole violation

  But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story.

  Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. What if she's a

zombie or a Dracula And tries to fuckin' eat me?

  Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique

Help me outta this(repeated)

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