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Intro

 There's a picture by his first wife on the wall

 Stripped floor-boards in the kitchen and the hall

 A stain from last week's party on the stairs

 But no-one knows who made it

Or how it ever got there

 They were dancing with children round their necks

 Talking business, books and records, art and sex

All things being considered you'd call it a success

 You wore your black dress

Oh, oh

Oh, oh...

Oh, he's an architect and such a lovely guy

And he'll stay with you until the day you die

And he'll give you everything you could desire

(Oh, well, almost everything -

Everything that he can buy)

So you sometimes go out in the afternoon

Spend an hour with your lover in his bedroom

Hearing old women rolling trolleys down the road

Back to Lyndhurst Grove

Lyndhurst Grove, oh