Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse 1

  Your multilingual business friend

  Has packed her bags and fled

  Leaving only ash-filled ashtrays

  And the lipsticked unmade bed

  The mirror, a reflection

  Has climbed back upon the wall

  For the floor she found descended

  And the ceiling was too tall

Chorus

  Your trouser cuffs are dirty

  And your shoes are laced up wrong

  You'd better take off your homburg

  'Cause your overcoat is too long

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Verse 2

The town clock in the market square

Stands waiting for the hour

When its hands they won't turn backwards

And on meeting will devour

Both themselves and also any fool

Who dares to tell the time

And the sun and moon will shatter

And the signposts cease to sign

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-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers