Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Please don't drink so much

Drinking is bad for your heart &

 Your organs they all fell down

 Through the hole

 That it's made in your gut

Verse 2

Please dont drink so much

 I worry that you will die

Too fast to live

 Is the stupidest saying

 I've heard in my life

Verse 3

Please dont drink so much

Your mother would be sad

She's a nice lady

 So show you deserve her

 Or you'll only end up like

 Your dad

Outro