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Intro

 I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend

 I met her in a hotel lobby, Mastur*bating with a maga*zine

 She said how'd you like to waste some time,

 and I couldn't resist when I saw little Nikki Grind

She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes

She had so many devices Everything that money could buy

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NIKKI!

 The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell you what she did to me

 but my body will never be the same

Her lovin' will kick your behind

Just to show you no mercy

But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show you how to grind

 Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there

I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs

 It said thank you for a funky time

Call me up whenever you want to grind

COme Back Nikki Come Back!!!!!

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

- Dr. Johnson