Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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 Who dares to speak of Donegal, you get kicks in the bars and in the balls

 The harp that played in Tara's halls, is burning in the dump

 Virginia is a gin town, Belturbot is a sin town

 And all the boys from skintown are in England on the lump

Got pissed in Letterkenny, with darlin' sportin' Jenny

Spent me very last penny and we made it in the press

The husband caught me in the bed, tried to shoot me in the head

I had to swim the stream to get the Donegal Express

 Kahaya! You fuck! Come Hell or high water

 I might have fucked your Missus, but I never fucked your daughter

Fol-diddle-dee-ah (X 4)

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As sure as I'm Father Emmett, I've got a King Dong down me Semmett

As any girl will tell you from Cavan down to Clare

Back in sweet Virginia, in the toilet with Lavinia

I nearly fucked her brains out, and tore her party dress

A shit, a shave, a shower, A half a pint of Powers

Then off again to get on board the Donegal Express

Chorus

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Chorus

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