Standard (EADGBE)

 Am I wrong to assume

 every woman is just like you?

 You fall in love so you can wear a dress,

 You wed to ensure your peers are impressed.

 But I am wrong if I say "I do".

 I'd be lying to you.

 I'm bored with your friends and sick of your moods,

 I'm tired of selling "I love you too".

 I am wrong.

Instrumental

 Am I wrong if I lose my faith?

 If I forget about and miss your birthday?

 You're a dead-end job I hate,

 A dingy apartment I can't afford to pay,

 I am wrong, but when I get home

 I know exactly what I'm going to do,

 I'll say "mom, I know life's hard,

 but I love you and I know dad loves you too"

 I can't be wrong.

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 Am I wrong if I stretch the truth?

 Can we just go back to what we're used to?

 I'll never be your groom,

 I won't hold your hand like you want me to,

 Am I wrong if I don't care

 where you go or who you're meeting there?

 You'll never be my bride,

 I can't have some kid ruining my night,

 I am wrong.