Standard (EADGBE)

 Open:

Alcoholic kind of mood

 lose my clothes, lose my lube

 cruising for a piece of fun

 looking out for number one

 different partner every night

 so narcotic outta sight

 what a gas, what a beautiful ass.

Chorus

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,

got the muse in my head she's universal,

spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,

got the muse in my head she's universal,

spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Kind of buzz that lasts for days

had some help from insect ways

comes across all shy and coy

just another nancy boy.

Woman man or modern monkey

just another happy junkie

fifty pounds, press my button

going down.

Chorus...

Does his makeup in his room

douse himself with cheap perfume

eyeholes in a paper bag

greatest lay I ever had

kind of guy who mates for life

gotta help him find a wife

we're a couple, when our bodies double.

chorus... x2