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 I wrote this novel just for you

 It sounds pretentious but it's true

 I wrote this novel just for you

 That's why it's vulgar, That's why it's blue

 And I say, thank you

 And I say, thank you

 I wrote this novel just for Mom

 For all the mommy things she's done

 For all the times she showed me wrong

 For all the time she sang god's song

 And I say thank you Mom

Hello Mom

Thank you Mom

  Hi Mom

 I read a book about Uncle Tom

 Where a whitey bastard made a bomb

 But now Ebonics rule our song

 Those motherfuckers got it wrong

 And I ask Who is uncle Tom?

  Who is uncle Tom?

  Who is uncle Tom?

  You are

 I read a book about the self

 Said I should get expensive help

 Go fix my head, Create some wealth

 Put my neurosis on the shelf

But I don't care for myself

I don't care for myself

I don't care for myself

I don't care

 I wrote this novel just for you

 I'm so pretentious, yes it's true

 I wrote this novel just for you

 Just for you, Just for you

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