Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

x4

Fine china stack by the kitchen sink

Aunt Tammy's in there claiming on the diamond rings

Uncle Bobby's loading up the TV set

Only thing they're grieving over's

What they ain't gonna get

She's only been in the ground a day or two

 I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Great Granddaddy's shotgun started it all

She wasn't even cold

'Fore they ripped it off the wall

Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts

Nobody even waited for the reading of the will

If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue

 I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Solo

I'm watching it all go down in shame

Wish the whole house would go up in flames

Who gives a damn about a cedar chest

When we just laid her soul to rest

She's only been in the ground a day or two

 I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

She's probably rolling over in her grave

 'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away