Standard (EADGBE)

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are

 You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are

 And when your hand is on your heart

You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker

With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging

Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find down in the pig mine

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh

 But you really a cry______

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are

 You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin

And good fun with a hand gun

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh

 But you're really a cry______

Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are

 You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are

 You're trying to keep our feeling off the street

You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet

And do you feel abused

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You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside

Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat

 But you're really a cry_____

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