Standard (EADGBE)

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 Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket, feeling

Good at the top, shopping in sharp shoes,

Walking in the sunshine town feeling very cool

 But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores getting

Everything she wants from the supermarket store (more more more)

Apples and oranges, apples and oranges

Cornering meekly she trips up sweetly to meet the people,

 She's on time again -- and then

 I catch her by the eye, then I stop and have to think,

 "What a funny thing to do 'cos I'm feeling very pink" (pink pink pink)

Apples and oranges, apples and oranges

I love she, she loves me

See you, see you, see you...

Apples and oranges, apples and oranges [falsetto voice]

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Thought you might like to know

I'm the lorry driver man, she's on the run

Down by the river side feeding sucks by the

Afternoon tide (quack quack quack)

Apples and oranges, apples and oranges

Doo da duh duh duh duh duh... [etc]

[Guitar feedback]