Standard (EADGBE)

He is good at certain things, Like making you feel guilty

 And disappointing everybody, At breaking promises and plans

And talking shit behind your back, And telling you how you should live

While he goes nowhere fast

 He says I only see his faults

 But that's not true

 I'm trying to have a positive attitude

 Yeah, he is good, really good

 At certain things

 She is good at certain things, Like staying home watching T.V.

 Yeah, she really does it perfectly, But that's not all, you also get

Snotty condescending comments, And she's really good at turning

A small problem Into a huge dramatic mess

These talents didn't come naturally though

It took a lot of practice

 To get them down so well

 Now she is good, really good

 At certain things

They were both really good, really good friends of mine

 But people they change over time, Now they are so perfect together

I'm so glad they found each other

 They make such a wonderful couple