Hitlers Favourite Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 I Chad a little Gcheeseburger, he Fwas my only Cfiend.

 I Ctook him to the Fpicture house and Gloved him to the Cend.

 I Chad a Venus-Gfly-trap Fon my windowCsill

 and Che ate all the Fflies that Gcame in my Croom.

Chorus

CPlease don't Ftread on my GcheeseCburger;

 he's my Conly Ffriend in the Gwhole vide Cvorld.

CPlease don't Ftread on my GcheeseCburger

 or I'd Chave to cut your Fhead off Gwith a blunt chaiCnsaw.

I had a little doughnut, I ate him for my tea.

I put him in the microwave and burnt my mouth on the jam.

I stole a child's accordion and used it to do this

But then my father broke it and it damaged all his face.

Chorus

Please don't tread on my cheeseburger;

he's my only friend in the whole vide vorld.

Please don't tread on my cheeseburger

or I'd have to wipe the remnants of the ketchup on your face.

Please don't tread on my Venus-fly-trap;

he's my only friend in the whole vide vorld.

He was little and green and he kept me safe from flies

until I forgot to water him and he died, which was very, very sad.

Chorus

Please don't tread on my cheeseburger;

he's my only friend in the whole vide vorld.

How would you like it if I stole your television

and I gave it to a dummkopf in exchange for magic beans.

Please don't tread on my cheeseburger;

He's my only friend in the whole vide vorld.

Please don't tread on my cheeseburger;

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

etc.

COh Foh Goh Coh

Good

Enjoy.