Standard (EADGBE)

 Brett is in the bathtub

Making soup for the ambassadors

 And I am in the hallway

Singing to the troubadours

 The kings are all lined up

Outside the gate

 And the autumn bells are ringing

But they’ll just have to wait

 Where is the joker?

Have you seen him around

 With his three coned cap

That he wears like a crown?

 Have you seen his striped stockings

And heard his sad tale

 About the kids under the carpet

And the purple humpbacked whales

 Here come the ambassadors

They show up one by one

 Brett is tasting all the soup

To see if it is done

 Wendy’s on the windowsill

Waiting to be let in

 And we’re all in the bathtub now

Making bathtub gin

 The kings storm the hallway

They’ve climbed up through the gate

 They didn’t mean to be impolite

But they just couldn’t wait

 Here comes the joker

With his silly grin

 He carries a martini

Made of bathtub gin

 Here comes the joker

We all must laugh

 Cause we’re all in this together

And we love to take a bath.

--->outtro