99 Problems Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C Am C Am

Verse 1

(All open chords)

 I got theC rap patrol on the gat patrol

 Foes that Amwanna make sure my casket's closed

CRap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"

 I'm Amfrom the hood stupid, what type of facts are those

 If you Cgrew up with holes in ya zapatos

 You'd be cAmelebrating the minute you was havin' dough

 I'm like Cfuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole

 If you Amdon't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

 I got Cbeef with radio if i don't play they show

 They don't Amplay my hits i don't give a shit SO

CRap mags try and use my black ass

 So aAmdvertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers

CI don't know what you take me as,

 Or Amunderstand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

 I'm from Crags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb

 I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Chorus

 If you're Ghavin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

 I got F99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

C Am C Am

Verse 2

(barre chords and different strumming pattern)

 The Cyear's '94 and my trunk is raw

 In my Amrear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law

 I Cgot two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)

AmBounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

 Now CI ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.

 Plus i Amgot a few dollars i can fight the case

 So I...Cpull over to the side of the road

 I heard Am"Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

(Open chords again)

 Cause I'm Cyoung and I'm black and my hats real low?

 Do I Amlook like a mind reader sir, I don't know

 Am I Cunder arrest or should I guess some mo'?

 "Well you was Amdoin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

(Spoken bit)

"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"

"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

 I ain't Csteppin out of shit all my Empaper's legit

 "Well, do you Ammind if I look round the car a little bit?"

 Well my Cglove compartment is locked so are the Emtrunk in the back

 And I Amknow my rights so you gon' need a Gwarrant for that

 "Aren't Cyou sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"

"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

 Nah, I ain't Cpass the bar but i know a little bit

 EAmnough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"

 I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Chorus

 If you're Ghavin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

 I got F99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

C Am C Am

Outro

 I got C99 problems but a bitch ain't one

 I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one

 I got C99 problems but a bitch ain't one

 I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one

 If you're Ghavin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

 I got F99 problems but that bitch ain't one