Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

In the morning there's a buzz of flies

Between the pillows and the skies

That beg into your eyes

Through the looking glass

And between your thighs

Verse 2

A talking cats no great surprise

 as we go straight down the rabbit hole

there we go

Chorus

I've been meaning to tell you

A sentimental thing that occurred to me

I've been waiting to show you

A set of photographs

 That'll make you laugh and smile

Verse 3

You might wanna stick one on his nose

 Around his teeth, down this drug hole of him

 They've nowhere else to go

Break

Verse

Scottish fiver up his noise

haven't seen his face in oh so long ago

i was there to sing but i didn't dare

his lips are blue his eyes are closed

Chorus

I've been meaning to tell you

A sentimental thing that occurred to me

I've been waiting to show you

A set of photographs

 the moment came and went to fast

Outro

what the papers say isn't true

no more shouting

no more pouting for you