Standard (EADGBE)

 C21 /s /s

What makes you think that it won't grow back

 In a day or two

 C21 /s /s

Husbands in winter, they know the truth

 But what can they do

I don't like girls the way they are

 So shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars

Then we can pretend it's natural

/s /s C21

Put on whatever makes you attractive

/s /s C21

If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion C11 D/s G/s

 Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you've got to be

 C21 /s /s

Junior high legs; blonde hair gone brown

 From removing it

 C21 /s /s

Waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen

 Her tiara digging deep in her head

/s /s C21

Put on whatever makes you attractive

/s /s C21

If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion

/s /s C21 C22

 Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you have to be

7thfretBm C22 - - - C23

That's who you've got to be

 C21 / /s /s

I'm starting to think that I’m kind of shy, or at least I’d like to be

 Winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers, so it never comes back

Then we can pretend it's natural