Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

arizona curled up with california

then she tried to hide the whole thing from new mexico

who knew before he saw them making out in yuma

that she had been loving someone new

 but california not california how could you

Bridge

the bully loved her cactus

the underdog her pine

but she would only love one at a time

new mexico had always hated california

and though he knew that arizona wore the pants

he got loaded then he started throwing punches

the poor injun never had a chance

scissors cut paper

paper covers rock

rock crushes scissors

scissors fall apart