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Increase Mather told her dad, yeah

 "I roundly disagree with you

 Your vocal style's to preachy

 All the yokels mock your teaching."

 But Cotton, he was just so oblivious

 To all their cutting pleas

Soon the townfolk took to it,

 In every pew they looked to him

 For guidance just like eyeless lambs

 Awaiting that ol' kebab stand

 The skeptics formed

 The nation's born

 They want to have it, Cotton's dream

 But Increase had them mounted

 And they burned on open fires

 So the word spread just like small pox

In the Sudan

 The gentry cried:

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"Give it a day!" x6

Years and years have passed

 Since the puritans invaded our soul

 Just like those arab terrorists.. you'll never know

 But today the gods can't make us quake,

 We see our lives as situations

Eyes are eyes and teeth are teeth,

 Well mine are rotten underneath

 I got two ways we can separate from the clan

 If I could fly...I...could...fry

 And I hope you profited from this bulletin

 And it stabilized your land

 You're drenched, you're fired, your Alzheim clan, but

Your father is another one of them

 I don't wanna mention him again, cause

 I talked to him last night,

 He hates my guts

We had a fight

 And he called you a slut girl,

Why's that?

What did you do to him to make him think...?