Standard (EADGBE)

 Maybe someone's going to save me

 My heart is made of gravy

 And the laps I swim from lunatics don't count

 Open up your stockings

 Pull out the things you never wanted

 From room service calls

 Room service calls

The chorus (if you can call it that really) follows basically the same pattern:

Whenever, Whenever Whenever Whenever

Whenever Whenever I feel fi-iiiii-iine

 I'm going to walk away from all this all that

Groovy groovy kitty you little little pity

 With your slip shag watching back

 You skinny skinny people don't like that

 When you con them

You can basically figure everything else around that, its alot easier than

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Heres an attempt at all the lyrics:

Maybe someone's going to save me

My heart is made of gravy

And the laps I swim

From lunatics don't count

Open up your stockings

Pull out the things you never wanted

From room service calls

Room service calls

Open up your hands

And let me see the things you keep in there

I don't want to split up fifty/fifty

That's the way we do it in this rose town

I've got all the glory in the world

I hope it doesn't floor you before you go

Room service calls

In the random falls

Whenever, Whenever I feel fine

I'm going to walk away from all this all that

Groovy groovy kitty you little little pity

With your slip shag watching back

You skinny skinny people don't like that

When you con them

Spell me

Spritzer on ice in New York City

Isn't it a pity

You never had anything to mix with that

Listen to the tender

Behind the open chest in the hall

Room service calls

I'm blue green and cream and blue

Whenever I feel fine

I'll walk the plank for you

In the dark of the capi-federal

Jacob, Jacob Javits I'd like to thank you for everything

Primarily your glass house

Levis, Guess

Distorted ghosts

One, two, three, four

Whoahhh ohh ohh, Whoahhh ohh ohh