Joanie The Jehovahs Withness Stripper Chords

Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

EmShe drives a new car, wears expensive blouses

 She tells her mA5ama, she’s cleanin’ hoEmuses

EmShe goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords work aA5ll week

 But on the weeEmkends, she’s makin’ ends F♯mmeet

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EmJoanie A5 Em

the Jehovah’s witness stripper

 Put a doA5llar in her G-string… and shEme’ll deliver

 If her dEmaddy only kA5new, he’d proEmbably kA5ill her

EmJoanie… the JeF♯mhovah’s witness strEmipper

EmOne night down at the club, her daddy walked in

 He didn’t recA5ognize, his daughter daEmncin’

EmShe wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glA5asses

 When she got nEmaked, he started clF♯mappin’

Chorus

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Bridge

 If you aA5sk her why she does it, she lEmooks at it this way

 She says I’m coA5untin’ all my blessings, every nEmight when I get paid

A5She once lived in poverty, now everEmything’s alright

 The Lord shF♯mowed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night

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