Standard (EADGBE)

[B7-9]

"The problem is all inside your head," she said to me

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"the answer is easy if you take it logic'lly.

[B7-9]

I'm here to help you if you're struggling to be free;

 there must be fifty ways to leave your lover."

[B7-9]

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude;

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I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued.

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But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude;

 there must be fifty ways to leave your lover."

fifty ways to leave your lover."

 Just slip out the back, Jack.

 Make a new plan, Stan;

 You don't need to be coy, Roy,

 just get yourself free. (on repeat: Just listen to me)

 Hop on the bus, Gus;

 You don't need to discuss much;

 Just drop off the key, Lee.

 and get yourself free.

REPEAT CHORUS

Second verse:

She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; I

wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again."

I said, "I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the

fifty ways?"

She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight;

I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light."

And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; there must be

fifty ways to leave your lover,

fifty ways to leave your lover."

REPEAT CHORUS twice.

Chords: (by request)

[B7-9] x24222

GM9+5 320203 <-- I don't have a guitar around right now, is this possible?

+ xx1004

Hope these help, and I hope they're right! Some of them are just plain

bizarre, so your guess is probably as good as mine. Happy fingering!