Nasty Evil Clown Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 HBme hates it if youF♯m laugh at him, he Akeeps his heart well hEid

 HF♯me will not do a cartwheel, and if he's falling doAwn

 TBmhen he's prob'ly druF♯mnk, and needs a shave

 HAe's the Enasty,F♯m evil clown

 TEhe funny car gives hiF♯mm backaches

 HEe hates big floppyF♯m shoes

 AE child cries, the other F♯mclowns sigh,

 "AEvil, is that yEou?"

Don't waste your breath to thank him, he'll smash ice cream on your head

He'd rather give out spankings to women in his bed

He breaks out wearing make-up, he'd rather wear a frown

Don't make him mad, he'll hurt your dad

He's the nasty, evil clown

The funny car gives him backaches

He hates big floppy shoes

A child cries, the other clowns sigh,

"Evil, is that you?"

He will not do a cartwheel, and if he's falling down

Then he's prob'ly drunk, and needs a shave

He's the nasty, evil clown