The Great Airplane Strike Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

A G A

AI was down in L.A. GTown when our Amanager said, Gjump.

 I Athrew my clothes and my Gsaxophone in a Atwo by

 four-bit Gtrunk.

 I Apushed it to the Gairport, and I Aran to the ticket Gline..

Aman said, 'Son, you could have Gsaved the run, those Aaiplanes

just quit flyin.'

Chorus

AIf I can't Dleave here, I just might Estay..

 and that B7L.A. flyway is Egoin' to be my Ahome.G A G

AI ran through the terminal Gbuilding to Afly by my airGline.

 The Aman said I could ride the Gwing, and AI said that was Gfine.

 He said, 'AI'll confirm your Greservation and Aput the plane on

Ghold.'

 He come Aback and said, 'GSorry, but that Awing space just been

sold.'

Chorus

AIf I can't Dleave here, I just might Estay..

 and that B7L.A. flyway is Egoin' to be my Ahome.G A G

 I Awalked into the washroom Gand I Abuilt myself a Gfire..

Athrew on lots of Gpaper and the Aflames kept gettin' Ghigher.

 The Ajanitor come runnin' Gin, so Ascared his face was Gwhite..

 so, AI explained my Gsituation, Ahe said, 'That's all right.'

Chorus

AIf I can't Dleave here, I just might Estay..

 and that B7L.A. flyway is Egoin' to be my Ahome.G A G

 Next Aday I thought that I would Gleave, so I Apacked

 my things aGgain.

 I Awaited fourteen hours Gfor a Ataxi to come Gin.

 I Aspotted one that wasn't Gfull, and I threw Amyself in Gfast.

AThe driver said, 'I'm sorry, Gbut this Ataxi's out of gas!'

Chorus

AIf I can't Dleave here, I just might Estay..

 and that B7L.A. flyway is Egoin' to be my Ahome.G A G

Outro

A G A G (x30) (Fade.)

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