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 Mister Marks can you find for me

 someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee,

 she can keep her job if she gets it wrong.

 Ah, but Mister Marks I won’t need her long,

 all I need is help for a little while

 we can take dicta-tion and learn to smile.

 And a tempora- ry secretary is what I need for to do the job.

I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary,

temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Mister Marks could you send her quick

‘cause my regular has been getting sick.

I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Mister Marks I can pay her well

if she comes along and can stay a spell.

I will promise now that I’ll treat her right

and will rarely keep her ‘til late at night.

 I need a... She can be a belly dancer, I don’t need a true romancer.

 She can be a diplomat but I don’t need a girl like that.

 She can be a neurosurgeon if she’s doin’ nothin’ urgent.

 What I need‘s a temporary, temporary secretary.

I need a, I need a

temporary secretary, temporary secretary,

temporary secretary, temporary secretary,

temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Now, Mister Marks when I send her back

will you please make sure she stays on the right track.

Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days

in the face of everything to stay on the right track.

She can be a belly dancer,...

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary,

I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary,

temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

I need a temporary secretary,...