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Intro

Scrambled Eggs

 Oh my baby how I love your legs

 but not as much as I love scrambled eggs

 Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs

Waffle Fries

 Oh my darling how I love your thighs

But not as much as I love waffle fries

Oh have you tried the waffle fries

They are so dang good that they should be illegal

They’re like regular fries but they’re shaped like a waffle

Tofu wings

Oh my baby when I hear you sing

All I think about is tofu wings

Oh did you bring the tofu wings

There’s a place I know where I go for really good wings

We could even get a side of onion rings

Scrambled eggs

 Oh my baby how I love your legs

Not as much as I love scrambled eggs

Oh lets go get some scrambled eggs

mmmm mmmm mmm mmmm mmmm mmm mmmm

Bobby