Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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 Look at the average person

 speak to the man in the street.

 Can you imagine the first one you'd meet?

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 Well, I'm talking to a former engine driver (Dri-ver),

 trying to find out what he used to do.

 Tells me that he always kept his engine (En-gine),

 spit and polished up as good as new.

But he said his only great ambition

 was to work with lions in a zoo.

Oh, to work with lions in a zoo.

Yes dear, you heard right,

told me his ambition was to work with lions every night.

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Look at the average person

speak to the man on the beat

Can you imagine the first one you'd meet?

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Well, I met a woman working as a waitress (Waitress),

I asked exactly what it was she did.

Said she worked the summer crowd at seasides (Seasides),

winter time she ran away and hid.

Once she had a hollywood audition

but the part was given to a kid.

Yes,the part was given to a kid.

Yes sir, you heard it right,

hollywood ambition made a starlet grown up overnight.

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Well, I bumped into a man who'd been a boxer (Boxer),

asked him what had been his greatest night.

He looked into the corners of his memory (Memory),

searching for a picture of the fight.

But he said he always had a feeling

that he lacked a little extra height

(Could have used a little extra height).

Yes mate, you heard right,

he always had a feeling that he might have lacked a little height.

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Look at the average person

speak to the man in the queue

Can you imagine the first one you'd meet?

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Look at the average person.