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Intro

I'll bet good money

I'll bet some beautiful money

That we could agree

 With anybody here to disagree

That we could get up from the table

And nobody would know

You could leave your mouth talking

 And follow me out the window

I've idled here as long as I can

I've taken my entertainment like a man

 I'm all ribbons, scissors, flowers

 And shaking hands

 I'm a name and a black book

 Attached to a face

 At the back of your memory's

 Window display

 It's on the tip of your tongue, I'm sure

 But I must away

Must be good to know people

Who know so many people

 Must be good to be somebody,

Good to be somebody

They know

 And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends

I'm sure, we'll all be

 The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends

 I'm sure we'll remain

Die here in our deck chairs

Surrounded by beautiful shoes

Or hide out with me

Down at the bottom of the swimming pool

Climb the tower to the bell curve

That cuts and cuts so clean

Or shoot out sharpened arrows at

Their family trees

Cause I know no quicker way, dear

To the shiny gates of hell

Than a room full of handsome devils

Comparing everything to everything else

 And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends

I'm sure, we'll all be

 The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends

 I'm sure we'll remain