Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse

well if i ever quit my job

i could get another job

or maybe get a better job

but if i never quit my job

at least i got a job

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if i moved out of my apartment

i could move any place

i could travel 'round the world

but if i moved out of my apartment

i'd probably just move back home

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well if i ever finished college

at least i would have finished something

what a lot of good that does me

if i never finish college

well i never finish anything

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Kinda chorus:

oh mom im out of money again

can’t you help a kid out

ah dad im out of money again

cant you help a kid out

ive got troubles i

can’t face alone