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 I'm a guy who puts pins in candy

 when it's Halloween

 'Cause I like to watch those little children

 bleed, and bleed, and bleed, and bleed, and...

 I put the poison inside the

 aspirin

 Normal people would consider this

 to be a mortal sin, but...

Chorus

 Death and Destruction

 are things I like to see

 Death and Destruction

 have become a part of me!

 I go to work at the Post Office

 my life is full of glee

 I pull out my Uzi

 and watch my co-workers flee

 I hijacked a bus full of

 gray-haired retirees

 I drove them up to Canada

 instead of the Florida Keys, oh...

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 ...and then come happy times

 when my life is full of ease

 oh, yes, happy times

 when everyone smiles at me

BUT THEN THE VOICES SAY

 Death and Destruction

 are what you're going to be

 Death and Destruction