Standard (EADGBE)

 Don't honk your horn at me, get upset or angry.

 Don't stick that finger out, no need to shout.

 Why don't you pass me by? I see no reason why.

 Why we can't share this road and still be friends.

 Sometimes it's a blessing. Sometimes it's a curse.

 I always drive in reverse.

 I'm walking backwards too, so I can only see

 What's going on behind and not in front of me.

 I know where I have been. I know what I have done.

 Try walking backwards too, like everyone.

 Sometimes it's a blessing. Sometimes it's a curse.

 I always drive in reverse.

 Rear end -- look out for my rear end

 Look out -- you pedestrians.

 Sometimes I lose control.