Standard (EADGBE)

 Pattern: DDUDU DDUDU DDUDU

Goes like thiiis :D

 Intro x3

 So I sit on this table for one

 And pour me a drink that'll last

I'm not drunk I just miss being young

 And I grew old too fast

My wife she breaks and she bends

My children they don't understand

I came here tonight in search of a friend (These are same chords)

But I'm the invisible man

 'cause I've swallowed my tongue

and I've polished my gun

 and I've sat on my secrets for years

 with my stiff upper lip

my composure won't slip

 and I've hidden each silent salty tear

Intro riff

I sit on this table for one

And I have been here before

It's a little less than I'd had in mind (Same as other verses)

But I wouldn't ask for more

And my mother she taught me to write

And my father he taught me his trade

And I wish that they could both be here tonight (Same)

To see what a mess I've made

'cause I've swallowed my tongue

and I've polished my gun

and I've sat on my secrets for years (Same as other chorus)

with my stiff upper lip

my composure won't slip

and I've hidden each silent salty tear

my sons and my daughters don't know me at all

I've dug in trenches and put up walls

I whisper I love you each night as they sleep (Same as chorus)

But no one hears me when I speak

On this table for one

Strum this once

 So I sit on this table for one

 I won't go till they tell me to leave

Why'd they teach me to follow my dreams

 When dreams are all they can be?

Thankles.