I Hate Chords

Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 Well, I hate Cracist blokes, telling Ftasteless jokes,

 And eCxplaining where people Gbelong.

 I hate Cignorant folks, who pay mFoney to see gigs,

 And Gtalk through everything fucking Csong.

 I hate Ampeople in nightclubs, Fsnorting coke,

 And Cexplaining where you're goingG wrong.

 Well, Amif you agree, come Fhate it with me,

 And fGeel free to sing Calong.

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C F C G X2

And I hate pointless status updates on Facebook,

'FYI', we were never m8s.

We pretend to be friends on the internet,

Yet when in real life we have nothing to say,

Oh, brother, I've love for my mother,

For good times, for music and for my mates.

Yeah, I love and I live, and I have love to give,

But sometimes, all you can do is hate.

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 I Fhate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas,

 They oCnly eat pizza and Gchips.

I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs,

 Like Cyour lungs are Ghis.

 And I Amhate queuing up for festival toilets,

FEspecially when you need a Cshit.

 I Amhate the X-factor, for Fmurdering music,

 You Gbunch of money grabbing Cpricks.

 And it goFes laC, laG la Cla la, la la la la, la la la la etc.

 And it goes Fla, lCa laG la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

C F C G X2 But second time round slow down and lift middle note off the C to walk

down to the G (if that makes any sense)

 And I Chate them magazines, aimed at Finsecure teens,

 They makeC ten year olds chase to growG up.

C"Hey kids lets be anoerxic", or Fbetter, eGat chocolate 'til you throw up.

 Keep your AmHollywood stars, in their sFtupid cars,

 And the Cbotox, that makes them looked Gfucked.

 Just gCrow old with grace, have you sFeen Cher's face?

 It Glooks like it's been hit by a Ctruck.

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

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And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc