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 if i could come up with

 a better excuse

 i will but i can't, so i won't

 i'll just tell you the truth!

 that i really think you're hot.

 and i'm afraid your friend is not!

 and though i think it's great that she could stay

 i'd rather spend this time alone with you...

 if i could find one friend

 who would hook with yours

 i will but i can't, so i won't.

 and if i could lie and say

 that i wish she could stay

 i will but i don't so, i won't.

 why won't she go away?

 look, i think your friend's okay

 and there's no easy way for me to say.

 so could you ask your friend if she could leave

just so i could be alone with you?...

 alone with you...

 i don't think she knows that i

want her so to go.

 i'm not sure if you do too.

 so tell me if you want to

be alone with me too,

 so we could just ask her to leave.

 i can't make my move if she

stays here in my room

 unless you say that it's okay.

 then i guess she could stay!

 if you really think it's fine

 and if you promise me that she won't mind

 i guess it's okay if she wants to stay

as long as i could be alone with you

 alone with you...

 alone with you...

 alone with you...

 if she was hot like you

 i would ask her to join

 but she's not so she'll just have to watch tv....