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Intro

 Later alligator - in a while crocodile

With a big fat smile coz I'm in denial

Skip skip heart attack oh my god look at that she's found another lair

Cigarette burns not it's romance turn

No one gave me warning that this love thing hurts

Shock shock horror horror spill spill red wine down my shirt

  I no longer wish to fall in love,

  I can tell you I like you very much,

And I no longer wish to get married,

I can tell you besides you'll be buried

Flashy fancy face and a big bank balance

Sip my blood through a golden chalice

Chase Chase Chase to erase your face

And now it's tick tock boom

Boom boom boom realigned my zoom

Hope she thinks I look well groomed

Rock Paper Scissors cut cut cut it out of my life

I no longer wish to fall in love

I can tell you I like you very much

and I no longer wish to get married

I can tell you besides you I'll be buried

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

Thank you very much

I've got a plan how to get her back

Strategy, ching chong cha, I smell a rat

Rock paper scissors scissors cut cut cut

bang shoot it down

I no longer wish to fall in love,

I can tell you I like you very much,

And I no longer wish to get married,

But how I love, I'd love ot see you buried

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

Thank you very much